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The Loves and Lives of Xiaomu

An Exclusive Exposé

Uncovered Exposé

Letters to Lovers Past and Present

In a remarkable discovery that has captivated admirers of hers, a collection of intimate letters penned by Xiaomu herself has emerged from the archives of her private estate. These tender missives, addressed to the five great loves of her life, offer an unprecedented glimpse into the heart of this most lovely warrior.

Written in her own elegant hand, these letters reveal a woman of profound depth and passion—someone who loved fiercely, lived authentically, and remembered each of her wives with tenderness and grace. What follows are excerpts from these extraordinary documents, accompanied by reflections on each of these remarkable relationships that shaped Xiaomu's journey through love and life. These are printed in no discernable order, as the chronological nature of these relationships became somewhat tricky to ascern.

Sannomiya Shiho

"Office Boss to Wife"

Best Known for: Esper abilities, Influential Business Woman

Shiho was a very strong-willed and dominant wife of Xiaomu, and certainly one of the rare ones who GAVE her babies rather than bore than for her. Shiho’s romance with Xiaomu has been portrayed in the novel/movie, ‘Office Pet’, which shows just how Shiho and Xiaomu fell in love.

Shiho my dear,

I can't believe how long it's been since we last were together.

I remember the first day I saw you. Laura's polite attitude at the front desk, the female workers staring at me while coming to your office... Geez, I had no idea how you had your own harem of girls in that office (besides Laura and a few others). I remember hating your guts for being a perverted bitch to me. I refused to let you into my life worried what you would do, and then I let my guard down. But after I submitted.... You showed me the romantic side of you. Knowing why I needed the job for my other children later in our relationship, you quickly went out of your way to fund their education and jumpstart their adult hood. So they would never have to feel what I had happened to me so long ago.

So much happened, and my heart bled seeing time slowly catching up to you....I cried knowing how our children and I wouldn't be able to see you forever.... But you wiped my tears, whispering in my ear everything will be okay. You even told me to go out and 'catch' a new prey for myself.... And that you'd always be there for me....supporting my every decision.... I can't thank you enough for your help and opening up to me to show what a lovely family we could become all those years ago.

Thank you, my predator vixen and master.

Shiho died of old age, with Xiaomu holding her hand and surrounded by children and grandchlidren. Though by then, Xiaomu had already chosen her next wife (Some say with advice from Shiho), her heart was shattered by the loss of this strong force in her life.

Kise Yayoi

"The Submissive Peace"

Best Known for: Cure Peace of Smile Precure, Famous Mangaka

One of Xiaomu’s current wives, and a mother of many of her younger children, Yayoi is perhaps best known as a former member of the Smile Precure team and her many successful manga series, all of which contain vast amounts of yuri!

My sweet little Yayoi,

You are such a cute ball of adorableness that I could just eat you up! Yes, I know - I HAVE, and we both know you that you love it!

I remember you staring at my behind helping you and your friends out. But you had no idea what kind of trap I had for you. As soon as we were alone, we made out and you made sure I banged you in your normal form and Precure form. It was cute seeing a little middle school girl transform into a short highschool girl, with amazing little melons and buns.... And although I made you cry when I had to leave to fight not one, not two, but three wars you never held a grudge against me.....

I remember after coming back from the third war, you told me you wanted to marry me. Your eyes glittered like gold itself. And after we wed, we went back to our vacation home, and we danced in the moon light....To make our baby girl. Though the rest of our honeymoon was mostly filled with your friends wanting an orgy with a fox spirit, it was cute seeing you flustered when you told them I was your wife. But your kindness of them to allow one time lesbian fun with me, was very generous of you. And for your friends to have you join to make it a constant threesome was heartwarming of them too!

You girls will never grow far apart, and I appreciate that in your girlfriends and in you, my little Yayoi. Lets make our daughter, and her younger sisters enjoy the world we live in.

As is often the case, Yayoi has no issue that her ‘husband’ has many wives, stating she knew the score when she married her. She also has stated in her biographic manga that she and the other wives have their own support group, where they help one another out as the years go by. Yayoi also keeps a plushy of Xiaomu in her bed at all times, only putting it to the side, when the real Xiaomu is in the bed with her.

Lady Cossette

"The Georgian Princess"

Best Known for: Royal birth, Successful Daughters

Born into French aristocracy, Lady Cossette Beaumont was everything Xiaomu had imagined European elegance to be. A patron of the arts with impeccable taste, she introduced Xiaomu to high society across the Continent and taught her the subtle art of navigating elite circles with grace.

Dearest Cossette,

You were so much more to me than you can think. Losing you was, back then, the second worst thing to ever happen to me.

Though I will never forget the day I was kidnapped and brought to the United Kingdom. I remember wearing my eastern style clothing, but were stripped from me due to me being nothing more than 'shit' to the sailors and soldiers. And right as I was going to be sold off to some fuckwad plantation owner that looked like a fruit, you came and put a stop to it.....Or to be more exact, you bought me from the market and made me work in your castle.

What a blessing you were as after a few weeks of being with you, you told me the truth behind your reasoning in wanting me....And that was because of your attraction to the female form. Though I remember you being fearful of what I knew, I hugged you and shared myself with you.... You took off your beautiful dress and I remember seeing your elegant body, Cossette. Though I made sure you explored my body first since that was your desire, and after months of our privacy together, we became lovers.

And when I told you about my hidden treasure from the east, you were full on set on having a baby with me....two at least!....I remember you giving birth to our daughters and you all were the precious family I had coming to the west.....

I will always miss you, my eternal beloved wife, Cossette.

Their relationship was characterized by refinement and mutual adoration. Their daughters stated they lived for one another alone. When it ended, it was with the same grace with which it had begun. When Cossette passed, it would take decades for Xiaomu to find the passion to love again with the same heart and desire.

Eliza Reagan

"The American Socialite"

Best Known for: Women’s Rights Suffragate

Born into aristocracy, and first known as a vile example of aristrocratic arrogance, Eliza’s and Xiaomu’s marriage was a deep and unexpected love that defied all their expectations.

Dear Eliza...

I remember an old saying that sometimes fate works in mysterious ways. Oh ho! I think whoever said that needed a good sucking of some sort. (For better or for worst depending on who you are.)

Seeing you that day trying to screw over my friend Candy for her generosity, I thought I was going to have to commit murder. Bless both of our lucky stars that she begged me to not harm you - I had no idea nor patience to learn what drove other people to do what they did. I remember you talking to me alone trying to blackmail me and Candy to get both of us in serious trouble.... Something inside of me broke. I pinned you down and forced myself on you. I’m sure at the time, I felt that you deserved it for what you not only did to me and Candy, but to her friends too. But the guilt I was drowned in the next morning, seeing your weeping and holding yourself in a ball stabbed an ice pick in my heart. How was I right? How could I justify such cruelty? How was I ANY better? I knew - I should have listened to Candy, but it was too late.

I made sure to heal you and clean you up. I then apologies profusely and we both cried, sharing our stories. I spoke of losing a piece of my soul some decades ago, and you told your story of being neglected (making you a bully bitch to others). We realised we were simply two broken souls that needed another wounded heart to heal with. After a few weeks, our friends believed I had gotten you to submit by sheer physical might, but the fact was, we had already submitted to one another, and equally forgave one another too. I showed you that I was never going to make you a slave but I wanted you as my romantic partner for the rest of your life. Though you found out that I was not human and knew I wasn't your first love, you accepted my offer on the condition that the next girl I find would have your seal of approval.....And me impregnating you with our child.

You are a strange girl, Eliza. Very, very strange....But I'm glad that you finally became the woman I saw in your soul. We each became whole people again through our marriage, our children, and close friends. Our trip to Japan was interesting to say the very least, I wonder if I should tell folks about our time with a group of geisha girls...

Eliza was not as famous as others, but she mirrored Cossette in many of her abilities, particularly among the social circles. While intially a bit possessive and jealous, the long years of their marriage mellowed Eliza, so in her later years, she often conducted interviews as to appropriate head wives for her darling Xiaomu. Eliza would pass away from complications due to giving birth in her late 40’s, although their final daughters would survive and be raised by Xiaomu and her next wife. Eliza’s death would result in Xiaomu pushing for better health care systems, even finally endorsing Dr Nightingale’s efforts.

Rangiku Matsumoto

"The Blonde Bladed Goddess"

Best Knownn For: Lieutenant of Squad Ten of the Gotei 13

A renowned fashion designer whose bold, architectural creations revolutionized women's wear in the 1960s, Rangiku was a force of nature. Their relationship was marked by mutual inspiration—Rangiku designed exclusively for Xiaomu during their years together, creating iconic looks that defined an era.

Rangiku.... I can't believe it's been so long since.....then.

You probably don't remember me. I remember being estatic seeing you walking around. It was provocative seeing you in an Japanese schoolgirl uniform, and your reaction of me staring at your cleavage.....(I'm getting off track, sorry.) When you told me you didn't remember me and that I might of been confusing you with someone else, I knew that wasn't true. Your energy was the same one that I saw all those years ago in Japan.

I remember coming to Japan right after my first wife passed away. I knew the bias the Shogen had against people coming from the western ocean, but boy did the rumors tamper down that saying. After being forced to work for a lord, I remember seeing a concubine girl drinking sake. She dragged me from the hallway and into her room so I could get a drink too. At first I thought we were going to be drinking buddies, but then you kissed me....and then fondled my breasts, before I knew it we were having sex as the sun was setting.

The years went by and my slave status was removed and we became lovers at the lords palace. I even bared our twins, since it was a loop hole to bare kids without you getting into trouble. I could never forgive myself for not saving our babies or even you, when you rushed and gave your life up for our kids. You told me to run, I wanted to stay, but you wanted to give your life up for our girls instead of my own....

For centuries I never forgave myself losing you and our daughters. That was what sparked me to train hard. To become a master at my fighting art style so I would never have to lose another loved one again.

If you ever remember that time, which may not be since you were in the spirit world for so long, but if you do....please come see me. We can have a little coffee or sake if you'd like. Heck I'll even pay for it myself. I just want to see you again.

Theirs was perhaps the most publicly acknowledged of Xiaomu's relationships, though never explicitly confirmed. They were photographed together constantly, and their partnership—both romantic and professional—produced some of the most memorable moments of the decade. Even after their romantic relationship ended, they remained creative collaborators and devoted friends.

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These five remarkable women each left an indelible mark on Xiaomu's heart and life. Through her letters, we see not just a martial arts icon, but a woman who loved deeply, learned constantly, and honored each relationship for the gift it was. In Xiaomu's own words from a letter found among her papers: "Each love teaches us something new about ourselves. To have loved five times so deeply is not to have been inconstant—it is to have been brave enough to remain open to life's greatest adventure, again and again."